NEVER PRAY

“Jack I’ve never saw you pray before you get eat”
“I don’t need that.”
“Why do you say that ?”
“Cause I always be sure that food I’ll eat was delicious.”

RESTAURANT JOKE

A medician reads a menu list in an Italian restaurant, while a waitress are waiting beside. Suddenly the waitress sneeze and coughing.
“Do you have a cold”. Instingly the medician ask.
“Oh no sir, we don’t have it, our restaurant only serve a food which has wrote on the menu list”. The waitress said decently.

FUNNY FORGETFULL GIRL

Amy is an forgetful girl. But this morning looks going different.
“Good morning mom, look at me now, I’m not forgetful anymore. I use my shoes as a pairs correctly with the same colour of socks, my books right into my bag nothing left, and I did’t forget anymore to use my glasses, ok mom, see you later, she enthusiasly talk to his mom.
“Hei wait up, where will you go?” Mommy looks buffle
“I’ll go to school, and this day I’ll not late anymore”. she talking proudly.
“But it is holiday amy”. Said mommy
“Oops”.

VETERINARIAN

John meet Rick who looks ready to go.
“Hello Rick, where will you go ?”. John ask.
“Hi John, I’ll going to veterinarian”.
“Oh no are you sick now? Ok let me take you there”.

MYTH

A big strom move direction to an village, every nody has evacuated out of village. But there was a couple, Ben and Janet, still stay inside their house.
“Honey come on we have to go immediately”. Ben waxing to his wife to join refugees. Nevertheless, His wife won't to go, she want to stay inside.
She said; I don’t understand why everybody has gone, they must think that if they go the storm will be stopped, I don’t believe that myth”.

MORNING KISS

“On the first year since I’ve married him, he always wakes me up with a lovely kisses every morning”.
“Oh that’s romantic said Amy”.
“Yeah, but it's not anymore”.
“What a matter ?”
“He brought me an alarm clock”.

DISPUTED WITH BOSS

“I’ve disputed with my boss this morning, Alex tell to his wife.”
“Whats going on ?”
“I said him to stop talking and withdrawn his word”.
“Wow, you’re so bravery, that’s my man, I really proud of you, anyway what he said to you ?”
“He said “you‘re fired”.

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