RESTAURANT JOKE

A medician reads a menu list in an Italian restaurant, while a waitress are waiting beside. Suddenly the waitress sneeze and coughing.
“Do you have a cold”. Instingly the medician ask.
“Oh no sir, we don’t have it, our restaurant only serve a food which has wrote on the menu list”. The waitress said decently.

FUNNY FORGETFULL GIRL

Amy is an forgetful girl. But this morning looks going different.
“Good morning mom, look at me now, I’m not forgetful anymore. I use my shoes as a pairs correctly with the same colour of socks, my books right into my bag nothing left, and I did’t forget anymore to use my glasses, ok mom, see you later, she enthusiasly talk to his mom.
“Hei wait up, where will you go?” Mommy looks buffle
“I’ll go to school, and this day I’ll not late anymore”. she talking proudly.
“But it is holiday amy”. Said mommy
“Oops”.

VETERINARIAN

John meet Rick who looks ready to go.
“Hello Rick, where will you go ?”. John ask.
“Hi John, I’ll going to veterinarian”.
“Oh no are you sick now? Ok let me take you there”.